Gotta Love It!!!
Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 8:10 am
A lion in the zoo was lying in the sun, licking its _ss, when a
visitor turned to the zoo keeper and said,
"That's a docile old thing isn't it ?"
"No way," said the zoo keeper, "it's the most ferocious beast in
the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a Frenchman into the
cage and completely devoured him."
"Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor, "but why is
it lying there licking its _ss?"
"The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."
visitor turned to the zoo keeper and said,
"That's a docile old thing isn't it ?"
"No way," said the zoo keeper, "it's the most ferocious beast in
the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a Frenchman into the
cage and completely devoured him."
"Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor, "but why is
it lying there licking its _ss?"
"The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."