STORM2K

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2003 4:27 pm**

Understanding Your Paycheck:

Gross pay: $1222.02

Income Tax
244.40

Outgo Tax
45.21

State Tax
61.10

Interstate Tax
5.89

County Tax
6.11

City Tax
12.22

Rural Tax
4.44

Back Tax
1.11

Front Tax
1.16

Side Tax
1.61

Up Tax
2.22

Down Tax
1.11

Tic-Tacs
1.98

Thumbtacks
3.93

Carpet Tacks
0.98

Stadium Tax
0.69

Flat Tax
8.32

Surtax
3.46

Ma'am Tax
2.60

Parking Fee
5.00

No Parking Fee
10.00

F.I.C.A.
81.88

T.G.I.F.
9.95

Life Insurance
5.85

Health Insurance
16.23

Disability
2.50

Ability
0.25

Liability Insurance
3.41

Dental Insurance
4.50

Mental Insurance
4.33

Reassurance
0.11

Coffee
6.85

Coffee Cups
66.51

Calendar
3.06

Floor Rental
16.85

Chair Rental
4.32

Desk Rental
4.32

Union Dues
5.85

Union Don'ts
3.77

Cash Advances
0.69

Cash Retreats
121.35

Overtime
1.26

Undertime
54.83

Eastern Time 9.00

Central Time
8.00

Mountain Time
7.00

Pacific Time
6.00

GMT
24.00

Bathroom Time
4.44

Time Out
12.21

Oxygen
10.02

Water
16.54

Electricity
38.23

Heat
51.42

Air Conditioning
46.83

Misc.
144.38

Take Home Pay: $0000.02

(this is where the expression "just my 2 cents" came from) :wink:

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2003 4:53 pm**

I wish I did gross $1200 bucks a week!!!

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2003 6:10 pm**

mamadude, don't we all :lol:

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2003 7:12 pm**

LOL! I wondered where all the money in my paycheck went. :lol:

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2003 7:36 pm**

That's pretty funny!

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2003 8:49 pm**

ROFL! No wonder why I take home petty change!

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2003 9:39 pm**

Mine has a line: "Just the tax ma'am" $23.87