STORM2K

(Age 22)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates the finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

(Age 32)
1. Nice looking - preferably with hair on his head
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at a restaurant
4. Listens more then he talks
5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times
6. Can carry all the groceries wit hease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal
9. Remembers anniversaries
10. Likes to be romantic at least once a week

(Age 42)
1. Not too ugly- Bald head OK
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady- splurges on dinner at McDonald's on occasion
4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers the punch line of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves on most weekends

(Age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate length
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep while I'm emoting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves on some weekends

(Age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where the bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when awake (LOUDLY when asleep)
5. Forgets why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up alone
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers when...

(Age 72)
1. Breathing.....

So is that why all those women in their 70's are so friendly to me?

(Age 42)
1. Not too ugly- Bald head OK
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady- splurges on dinner at McDonald's on occasion
4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers the punch line of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves on most weekends

Reminds me of the episode of when Raymond left behind Debra (with a curling iron tangled in her hair!) and went to a party...then came back with a sports theme boquet to try to make it up to her!

Skywatch_NC wrote:(Age 42)
1. Not too ugly- Bald head OK
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady- splurges on dinner at McDonald's on occasion
4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers the punch line of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves on most weekends

Reminds me of the episode of when Raymond left behind Debra (with a curling iron tangled in her hair!) and went to a party...then came back with a sports theme boquet to try to make it up to her!

I watched that one AGAIN the other night!! Laughed my butt off!

What Men Want in Women


(Age 22)


(Age 32)


(Age 42)


(Age 52)


(Age 62)


(Age 72)

chadtm80 wrote:What Men Want in Women


(Age 22)

(Age 32)

(Age 42)

(Age 52)

(Age 62)

(Age 72)

Chad, Chad, you dirty old man.

Brent wrote:

chadtm80 wrote: Chad, Chad, you dirty old man.

At least he's honest!

Chad, Chad, Chad!

At least women stand a better chance of getting want they want.

Gives all new meaning to Ho Ho Ho!

High Five, Chad!

Marshall, you're making Annabelle (she BE a ho') JEALOUS!

Chad you need to go live in Stepford!!!!!!!!! and get yourself one of those stepford wife robots!

(Sorry Jen... )

what I want in a gal
(18-30)
pretty smile
cute face
good body. 5-3-5-9
good personality
polite
likes to make love on a regular basis
smart

At work there is a girl Im trying to date (20) shes really polite, and cute. She goes away to college two hours north though so she goes back to school in a couple weeks. I asked her out about 1 1/2 weeks ago and she said sure. I talk to her alot since and she says she will call me but doesnt. I bought her a xmas card and gift card last week and she gave me a hug. Shes a very polite girl and also is the starting soccer goalie for her school. Btw here is a pick of her in action.

Also her friend told me she doesnt like to give her number out so thats why she said she would call me. Well Igot her cell number from someone else. Should I call her with her not knowing how I got it? Like at work Sunday I told her I would like to take her out still and she said ok. I told her I think shes a cute looking girl and is very polite and she smiled and said thanks. I blushed a little cause I kinda froze while she was smiling and didnt say anuything. SHe did say once though that Im a little pushy and said she understands I want to take her out but that I dont need to keep telling her. I had to buy something at work yesterday and I went into her line. I told her Id like to do something and if she was going to call me still and she said ok. can anyone give me advice? I think shes adorable, and is very polite and smart, but it seems like she tries to make excuses that shes busy and such. I wonder if she doesnt want to tell me no cause she doesnt want to hurt my feelings. It could be cause she goes to school 150 miles away maybe thats why she hasnt called me yet. Can anyone give me advice on what I should do? One of the guys at work said I should be upfront and ask her if she still wants to go out with me. He said she might just be trying to brush me off and that I owe it to myself cause he said its stupid worring.

EWRC,

Take it from someone who has been in this situation before: DON'T PLACE ALL YOUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET!

In short, I have had a girl do exactly the same actions--avoid me, use the "busy" excuse, etc. When she became "brutally honest" with me, I found out she had a boyfriend. That was what worried her.: hurting my feelings.

Sometimes people, particularly females can somewhat give very subtle hints of something. Someone that is only working with no school until after the new year begins? Sounds somewhat "fishy", unless she has relative in town.

I am not saying this is the case, but just for the record, I never found out the girl I was dating had a boyfriend until 6 months later! It was amazing how she avoided me about 75% of the time.

About the cell phone thing: that's a toughy. Someone else may be able to provide you with better advice in that department ( I have been just as sneaky. )

"Greats" keep showing that you like her. When she sees that you feel for her then she will went to be around you. Do things for her make her feel like she is some one you reallly went close to you. Buy her stuff or take her out to dinner. Over time if you do it right you will get her. I wish you luck

1# Try to stay close in talk to her. But don't drive her nuts.
2# Stick up for her even if she is wrong.
3# Pay the cash for the dinner when you finnal go out.
4# Show her that you are man enough to be there for her.

I hope this helps

Matt-hurricanewatcher wrote:
1# Try to stay close in talk to her. But don't drive her nuts.

Ok, ok, I could have used this last year at this time.

Matt-hurricanewatcher wrote:"Greats" keep showing that you like her. When she sees that you feel for her then she will went to be around you. Do things for her make her feel like she is some one you reallly went close to you. Buy her stuff or take her out to dinner. Over time if you do it right you will get her. I wish you luck

1# Try to stay close in talk to her. But don't drive her nuts.
2# Stick up for her even if she is wrong.
3# Pay the cash for the dinner when you finnal go out.
4# Show her that you are man enough to be there for her.

I hope this helps

I know she doesnt have a bf though. I bought her a xmas gift and she gave me a hug. It seems she tries to find excuses. It could be cause shes very polite and doesnt want my feelings hurt so thats why she wont say no. I saw her yesterday and she said she would call me still. She still hasnt Why cant she just tell me she doesnt want to then? I understand shes really polite and all. Also last week she said I was a little pushy with her. She also seems to be very cautious cause like I said I'll pick you up and she said like "or I can just meet you there, or after work we could go out sometime" cold that be a signal also shes kinda leery? Her friend told me she doesnt like to give her number out to anyone.

Call me crazy...but it sounds like the person that gave out her cell # without her knowledge...should have honored her wishes...out of politeness and respect. Good luck man!

Eric

Skywatch_NC wrote:Call me crazy...but it sounds like the person that gave out her cell # without her knowledge...should have honored her wishes...out of politeness and respect. Good luck man!

Eric

I asked her why she woulndt give me her number the other night (even though I have her cell I just wanted to see what her reaction would be) and she said she doesnt like people calling her all the time. I asked her so you think Id call you all the time lol, and she said "so your going to call me all the time" I mean I gave her my number and I just think she should be polite enough and give me hers.

EWRC wrote:
I know she doesnt have a bf though.

With that settled, she is fair game.

EWRC wrote:I saw her yesterday and she said she would call me still. She still hasnt Why cant she just tell me she doesnt want to then?

Give it time; don't rush it. However, don't wait too long (if she has not called by the time she is back to school out of town), it is time to find someone else. It is her loss if she fails to contact you.

A bit of advice you mother probably said (I know mine still says this to me and I am 23. LOL): "The WatchPot Never Boils."