The war should be over in a week
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 8:21 am
The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group
call the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF)
The boys, Cooter, Bubba, Hoss and Boo will be dropped behind enemy lines
and given the following information about the Iraqis:
1. The season opened last weekend.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The war should be over in a week
call the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF)
The boys, Cooter, Bubba, Hoss and Boo will be dropped behind enemy lines
and given the following information about the Iraqis:
1. The season opened last weekend.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The war should be over in a week
