funny true newspaper headlines!! hilarious
Posted: Sun May 11, 2003 9:59 pm
"new study of obesity looks for larger test group"-just hang around any mcdonalds, you will have lots of candidates
"childs stool great for use in garden"-that may well be true, but its still disgusting
"damn construction 92% complete at brushy creek"-very good, because i am $&*% tired of listening to the noise
"3 yr old teacher needed for pre-school, experienced preferred"-they will have a hard time filling this job. there are not many 3 yr old teachers out there with experience.
"kicking baby considered to be healthy"-i doubt if the baby would think so. there are laws against that, you know.
"milk drinkers are turning to powder"-this is very alarming, and terrible news for the dairy industry, not to mention those poor souls who were turned to powder after drinking a glass of milk. better stick to soft drinks!!
got these from the newspaper this morning, hehe
"childs stool great for use in garden"-that may well be true, but its still disgusting
"damn construction 92% complete at brushy creek"-very good, because i am $&*% tired of listening to the noise
"3 yr old teacher needed for pre-school, experienced preferred"-they will have a hard time filling this job. there are not many 3 yr old teachers out there with experience.
"kicking baby considered to be healthy"-i doubt if the baby would think so. there are laws against that, you know.
"milk drinkers are turning to powder"-this is very alarming, and terrible news for the dairy industry, not to mention those poor souls who were turned to powder after drinking a glass of milk. better stick to soft drinks!!
got these from the newspaper this morning, hehe
These are unbelievably funny!