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Men Should Listen
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:05 am
by sunny
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "B***H!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:10 am
by Miss Mary
LOL
Sigh, and do they ~ever~ listen to us?!!! Nope!
I love my husband's comeback all the time when I have to discuss something important with him....
"What was the question again?"..........grrrrrrr! I usually throw my hands up in the air and leave the room.
Mary
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:11 am
by sunny
Miss Mary-
Men know it all. Just ask them!!
Cindy
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:12 am
by vbhoutex
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:13 am
by sunny
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:13 am
by Miss Mary
Probably more pigs but she just passed ONE, in a car going the other way...
Sorry, couldn't resist that one.....LOL
Well, now wait a minute, she's going down as he's driving up the mountain. He would have seen whatever was in the way.....had he alerted her. Mmmmm, question is would HE have alerted HER? LOL
Mary
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:23 am
by vbhoutex
Miss Mary wrote:Probably more pigs but she just passed ONE, in a car going the other way...
Sorry, couldn't resist that one.....LOL
Well, now wait a minute, she's going down as he's driving up the mountain. He would have seen whatever was in the way.....had he alerted her. Mmmmm, question is would HE have alerted HER? LOL
Mary
You have to ask after what he called her?
Mary, you are definitely on a roll this morning!!! Does that roll have jalepenos in it??
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:25 am
by Miss Mary
vbhoutex wrote:Miss Mary wrote:Probably more pigs but she just passed ONE, in a car going the other way...
Sorry, couldn't resist that one.....LOL
Well, now wait a minute, she's going down as he's driving up the mountain. He would have seen whatever was in the way.....had he alerted her. Mmmmm, question is would HE have alerted HER? LOL
Mary
You have to ask after what he called her?
Mary, you are definitely on a roll this morning!!! Does that roll have jalepenos in it??
NO NO NO David!!!! Dear, sweet David!!! LOL
Had the man encountered a pig or other animal in the road, would HE have alerted HER as she was coming up the narrow mountain road? he he
Mary
Re: Men Should Listen
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:28 am
by CaptinCrunch
sunny wrote:A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "B***H!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
As this story goes on the man really lucked out, because the lady rounded her corner only to run into the man's wife standing in the middle of the road still cursing at him.
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:29 am
by vbhoutex
Miss Mary wrote:vbhoutex wrote:Miss Mary wrote:Probably more pigs but she just passed ONE, in a car going the other way...
Sorry, couldn't resist that one.....LOL
Well, now wait a minute, she's going down as he's driving up the mountain. He would have seen whatever was in the way.....had he alerted her. Mmmmm, question is would HE have alerted HER? LOL
Mary
You have to ask after what he called her?
Mary, you are definitely on a roll this morning!!! Does that roll have jalepenos in it??
NO NO NO David!!!! Dear, sweet David!!! LOL
Had the man encountered a pig or other animal in the road, would HE have alerted HER as she was coming up the narrow mountain road? he he
Mary
Only if he thought it would have been a threat to her safety.
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:31 am
by depotoo
rofl!!!
mary - heard of that brick wall? as i said in an earlier thread - i talk to it all the time! lol
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:35 am
by Miss Mary
depotoo wrote:rofl!!!
mary - heard of that brick wall? as i said in an earlier thread - i talk to it all the time! lol
Oh yeah we're hitting that brick wall today!!!!
Or as my hubby asks all the time....
What was the question again?
LOL CC - laughed at your explanation, his wife IS the pig. Mmm, okay.
Next.....b/c you KNOW there's going to be a female poster with a great comeback.....need more coffee now!!! Sorry, it ain't going to be me..... LOL
Mary
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:36 am
by vbhoutex
