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Sometimes you feel like a nut.. Sometimes you dont
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:03 pm
by chadtm80
A JILTED girl tore off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands - then popped it in her mouth, a court heard yesterday.
Amanda Monti, 24, grabbed Jeffrey Jones, 37, by the genitals in a rage after he refused to have sex.
She ripped off his left testicle leaving him in "excruciating pain". Monti, just 5ft 2in, then put it in her mouth to hide it.
The testicle was later found by a pal of Mr Jones who handed it back, saying: "That's yours." Doctors were unable to re-attach it.
The victim told Liverpool Crown Court how he had earlier ended their relationship but Monti refused to accept it.
After a party at his home in Netherton, she wanted sex but he was not interested. There was a struggle and she ripped off his shorts leaving him in his pants.
He said: "She grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. I noticed my underpants had come off and I was in excruciating pain."
Monti, of Birkenhead, admitted unlawful wounding but said she had little memory of what happened. She will be sentenced later.
Unbelievable.. lol I would say she is HALF nuts.. ok ok.. No more jokes.. maybe
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:15 pm
by Lindaloo
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:16 pm
by Miss Mary
What is this world coming to....
Mom pours bleach down daughter's throat for having sex.
Man throws mother into yard with pit bulls.
Couple lock Grandmother in upstairs bedroom all day long, with only a sandwich to eat. (just saw this story today). Workers nearby heard the woman screaming and rescued her.
Well, we all know about the Bobbitt story.....
And now this one!!!!
I want to live in Mayberry!!!!!
Mary
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:17 pm
by chadtm80
Yes Mary.. Sad.. But this one realy leaves a "bad taste" in one's mouth. lol.. Somebody STOP me
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:18 pm
by Lindaloo
chadtm80 wrote:Yes Mary.. Sad.. But this one realy leaves a "bad taste" in one's mouth. lol.. Somebody STOP me
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:18 pm
by chadtm80
When he first met this chick, he probably told his buddies... "Man, I'd give my left.... to be with her!!"
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:20 pm
by Lindaloo
Omgosh Omgosh.... roflmbo!!!
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:26 pm
by vbhoutex
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:30 pm
by Miss Mary
chadtm80 wrote:Yes Mary.. Sad.. But this one realy leaves a "bad taste" in one's mouth. lol.. Somebody STOP me
Slugging Chad!!!!
If I were good at posting graphics I would.....you'll just have to imagine me slapping you around Chad!!!
Now shape up.....just kidding.
Remember all the Bobbitt jokes years ago? We were at a family picnic and of course the women were separated from the men. The Bobbitt story came up and we women were howling b/c all the men were wincing, laughing, talking, etc. but nearly all were crossing their legs, needing to sit down!!! In other words, none were standing with feet far apart, slurping their beers. None!
Mary
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:36 pm
by Skywatch_NC
Miss Mary wrote:chadtm80 wrote:Yes Mary.. Sad.. But this one realy leaves a "bad taste" in one's mouth. lol.. Somebody STOP me
Slugging Chad!!!!
If I were good at posting graphics I would.....you'll just have to imagine me slapping you around Chad!!!
Now shape up.....just kidding.
Remember all the Bobbitt jokes years ago? We were at a family picnic and of course the women were separated from the men. The Bobbitt story came up and we women were howling b/c all the men were wincing, laughing, talking, etc. but nearly all were crossing their legs, needing to sit down!!! In other words, none were standing with feet far apart, slurping their beers. None!
Mary
And also the Anita Hill/Clarence Thomas mess for a while there, too.
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:50 pm
by streetsoldier
Kinda gives "Take me to the ball" a whole 'nother meanin', don't it?
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:52 pm
by Lindaloo
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:33 pm
by Stephanie
Well, at least we know he HAD them....
You're bad Chad!
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:35 pm
by streetsoldier
Was that in the "Old Testicle" or the "New Testicle"?
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:12 pm
by Stephanie
streetsoldier wrote:Was that in the "Old Testicle" or the "New Testicle"?
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:53 pm
by coriolis
That guy needs to run for his life before she comes back for more.
I would label her as a sexually violent predator, or is it a violently sexual predator?
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 10:05 pm
by Brent
OH MY...
I don't know what to say... it hurts just thinking about it.
