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Divorce Joke

#1 Postby sunny » Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:45 am

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!"
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#2 Postby vbhoutex » Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:48 am

Was she blond?
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#3 Postby sunny » Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:52 am

vbhoutex wrote:Was she blond?


lol - don't know! :D
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#4 Postby TexasStooge » Wed Jan 19, 2005 1:59 pm

Gotta be! :lol:
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#5 Postby Miss Mary » Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:05 pm

Okay, that has to be the joke of the day!!!

Funniest one I read in a long time.....

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