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Here are the top ten things that woman know about men.

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Luis!!! I am so surpirsed at you!

coriolis wrote:1. You'll never figure them out
2. You'll always say the wrong thing
3. You don't know what they want
4. You don't know what they need
5. You don't know what the mean
6. You don't know what pleases them
7. You don't know how they feel
8. You don't know what they're thinking
9. You don't know nothing
10. You just don't have a clue

coriolis wrote:1. You'll never figure them out
2. You'll always say the wrong thing
3. You don't know what they want
4. You don't know what they need
5. You don't know what the mean
6. You don't know what pleases them
7. You don't know how they feel
8. You don't know what they're thinking
9. You don't know nothing
10. You just don't have a clue

But we thought you men LIKED us being mysterious!

Wait a second! I wrote that because I thought the thread was what men know about women! I got it backwards and deleted it, but you beat me to it. So I needed to give an explanation.

Whoa ED.

coriolis wrote:Wait a second! I wrote that because I thought the thread was what men know about women! I got it backwards and deleted it, but you beat me to it. So I needed to give an explanation.

You had me concerned there for a minute.

why does that not surprise me... all men need are a remote control, a lazyboy, a beer and a hot chick that they can beg from.


1. Men need remote controls... they will NOT get up off their butt to change the channel.
2. Men need sex... they don't know how to operate their brain in other ways
3. Men need beer... the way to make ugly women look pretty.
4. Men need guy bonding... guys do not like fluffy women thingy's... they need to guys to refine their male skills
5. Men need power.... oh yea... toys, toys and more toys!
6. Men need deer... friendly competition to see who can shoot the biggest buck.
7. Men need blood... the only thing in the world that will make them faint (besides a women's credit card bill)
8. Men need sports... not the female sports either... football, basketball and rugby
9. Men need boys... Like father... Like son (that's scary)
10. Men need women to shut up... they need their time to concentrate on what do to next... drink a beer, have sex or flick the channel on the TV.


This is what I deem Men need!

Pojo, you broke the code! Your man is a lucky fellow.

the code wasn't that hard to break... I have a 18 year old brother... I had to think like him.

A funny for you guys.

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, jack asses, and pigs,

the husband asked sarcastically,

"Relatives of yours?"

"Yep,"the wife replied, "in-laws."