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Real Men..put you on the phone when their mothers call.

Most Men..pretend you're not there when their moms call.

Real Men..claim to be feminist but still insist on opening doors, driving, and paying for dinner.

Most Men..claim to be feminists because they let YOU open doors, drive, and pay for dinner.

Real Men..know what they want to be doing five years down the road.

Most Men..are not sure what they want to be doing later tonight.

Real Men..really know how to make you relax.

Most Men...really know how to make you laugh.

Real Men..read Crichton, watch Rather, play golf.

Most Men..read King, watch Seinfeld, play poker.

Real Men..make a lot of money before they are 30.

Most Men..make a lot of mistakes before they are 30.

Real Men..wear ties with stripes, shirts with buttons, and shoes with laces.

Most Men..wear high school T-shirts they've actually owned since high school.

Real Men..think perfume (yours) is a turn-on.

Most Men..think sweat (theirs) is a turn-on.

Real Men..balance their checkbooks.

Most Men..balance their loans so that they never hit up the same buddy twice in a row.

Real Men..have an internist, a tailor and an accountant.

Most Men..have a barber, a bartender and a mechanic.

Real Men..are afraid of becoming their fathers.

Most Men..are afraid of becoming Real Men.

Real Men..start their own businesses.

Most Men..quit their jobs.

Real Men..order wine based on more than the price.

Most Men..bring their own beer.

HHHHMMMMMM????????

Ok, I meet a few of the "real men" attributes, so I'm not too worried. Sounds like "real men" are metrosexuals -- the kind of men the "Queer Eye" guys are trying to create from "most men." Eh...

those guys work miracles!!!

I never catch my husband watching it but i know he has. I caught him spraying his cologne and then walking into it. He saw me watching and turned beet red!!!

I bet his razorback buddies would crack up if they knew that.

I used to watch it, but it got boring. Same thing every week. Honestly, though, I can't think of anything I do differently based on what I've seen on the show. Still wash my face with soap, shave with an electric shaver, don't use six different kinds of hair products and -- to use a Dave Barry line -- can't tell good wine from melted popsicles.

Real Men..claim to be feminist but still insist on opening doors, driving, and paying for dinner.
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This is stupid. Why would women want us to be for equal rights and coddle them like little twits (aka. kids)?

This real man is a complete floosie with no internal consistency. I think he sucks.

For instance, to start your own business usually you have to quit your job. Unless you have a rich dad. Who is a real man.

According to that list, sometimes I'm a real man, and am like most men the rest of the time

Just looking at this list again, it looks like "real" mean are just rich players.

sunny wrote:Real Men..claim to be feminist but still insist on opening doors, driving, and paying for dinner.

Most Men..claim to be feminists because they let YOU open doors, drive, and pay for dinner.

This might be my favorite one. First of all, I open doors, drive, and plan to pay for dinner. I say plan because history has shown that if she insists on paying her share, then she's already decided that you're not getting a second date. So I let her.

The Big Dog wrote:

sunny wrote:Real Men..claim to be feminist but still insist on opening doors, driving, and paying for dinner.

Most Men..claim to be feminists because they let YOU open doors, drive, and pay for dinner.

This might be my favorite one. First of all, I open doors, drive, and plan to pay for dinner. I say plan because history has shown that if she insists on paying her share, then she's already decided that you're not getting a second date. So I let her.

You are probably right on that account. Sorry.

sunny wrote:

The Big Dog wrote:

sunny wrote:Real Men..claim to be feminist but still insist on opening doors, driving, and paying for dinner.

Most Men..claim to be feminists because they let YOU open doors, drive, and pay for dinner.

This might be my favorite one. First of all, I open doors, drive, and plan to pay for dinner. I say plan because history has shown that if she insists on paying her share, then she's already decided that you're not getting a second date. So I let her.

You are probably right on that account. Sorry.

No problem, but thanks for the confirmation.