Loving Husband
Posted: Fri May 16, 2003 10:11 am
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone
> > > > > on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
> > > > > speaker-function and begins to talk.
> > > > >
> > > > > MAN: "Hello"
> > > > >
> > > > > WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
> > > > >
> > > > > MAN: "Yes"
> > > > >
> > > > > WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
> > > > > coat It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
> > > > >
> > > > > MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."
> > > > >
> > > > > WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
> >
> > > > > 2003 models. I saw one I really liked."
> > > > >
> > > > > MAN: "How much?"
> > > > >
> > > > > WOMAN: "$60,000"
> > > > >
> > > > > MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
> > > > >
> > > > > WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted
> > > > > last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
> > > > >
> > > > > MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
> > > > >
> > > > > $900,000."
> > > > >
> > > > > WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
> > > > >
> > > > > MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
> > > > >
> > > > > The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking
> > > > > at him in astonishment.
> > > > >
> > > > > Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
> > > > > on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
> > > > > speaker-function and begins to talk.
> > > > >
> > > > > MAN: "Hello"
> > > > >
> > > > > WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
> > > > >
> > > > > MAN: "Yes"
> > > > >
> > > > > WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
> > > > > coat It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
> > > > >
> > > > > MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."
> > > > >
> > > > > WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
> >
> > > > > 2003 models. I saw one I really liked."
> > > > >
> > > > > MAN: "How much?"
> > > > >
> > > > > WOMAN: "$60,000"
> > > > >
> > > > > MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
> > > > >
> > > > > WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted
> > > > > last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
> > > > >
> > > > > MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
> > > > >
> > > > > $900,000."
> > > > >
> > > > > WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
> > > > >
> > > > > MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
> > > > >
> > > > > The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking
> > > > > at him in astonishment.
> > > > >
> > > > > Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
