You Know You're in Texas When...
Posted: Fri May 16, 2003 1:28 pm
-You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
-You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
-You can make instant sun tea.
-You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
-The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
-You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
-You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
-You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
-Hot water now comes out of both taps.
-You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
-You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
-No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.
-You biggest bicycle wreak fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
-You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
-You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
-You can make instant sun tea.
-You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
-The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
-You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
-You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
-You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
-Hot water now comes out of both taps.
-You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
-You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
-No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.
-You biggest bicycle wreak fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
-You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
