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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk
Posted: Mon May 19, 2003 7:47 am
by coriolis
>THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
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> - Indubitably
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> - Innovative
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> - Preliminary
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> - Proliferation
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> - Cinnamon
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>THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
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> - Specificity
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> - British Constitution
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> - Passive-aggressive disorder
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> - Loquacious Transubstantiate
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>THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
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> - Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
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> - Nope, no more beer for me.
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> - Sorry, but you're not really my type.
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> - Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.
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> - Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
Posted: Mon May 19, 2003 9:02 am
by azskyman
The word "NO"
Posted: Mon May 19, 2003 9:15 am
by streetsoldier
Strange...when I was in college, our little "circle' of professors, teachers and myself (as the lone artist) had little difficulty in expounding, lapsis linguae, upon everything under the sun and then some, in language more mellifluous than that displayed herein..and in a matter of but two hours (and seven or eight pitchers of PBR), we'd solve all the world's prolems..and forget what we decided upon the very next day.
Posted: Mon May 19, 2003 9:48 am
by chadtm80
LOL skyman
Posted: Mon May 19, 2003 9:53 am
by Amanzi
:o: Oh my I can hardly pronounce some of those words now... and I am sober!
Posted: Mon May 19, 2003 10:12 am
by weatherlover427
Funny thread!
Thanks for sharing!
Posted: Mon May 19, 2003 10:20 am
by Lindaloo
I have a friend who was cited for DUI. (dummy) Anyway, he had a hard time saying "Officer" He kept saying "Ossifer" hee hee.
Posted: Mon May 19, 2003 10:30 am
by j
I have trouble understanding the people working at the McDonalds and the Burger Kings around here. Do you think they are all drunk too??
Posted: Mon May 19, 2003 11:46 am
by coriolis
streetsoldier wrote:we'd solve all the world's prolems..and forget what we decided upon the very next day.
I guess that's why you'd have to go back and try again.
Posted: Mon May 19, 2003 10:28 pm
by azskyman
"But officer, I need that driver's license so I can go back into the bar and have another drink!"
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 12:59 am
by southerngale
Lindaloo wrote:I have a friend who was cited for DUI. (dummy) Anyway, he had a hard time saying "Officer" He kept saying "Ossifer" hee hee.
Yeah, I had a friend say "Ossifer" once too....must be a common word when drunk and face to face with the law.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 2:02 am
by weatherlover427
"But Ossifer, I need ly micensse so I can brink me another deer!"
(typos done on purpose)
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 5:30 am
by streetsoldier
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am"...famous last words.
(Not a drop in almost 23 years)
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 8:23 am
by TexasStooge
Even spelling is impossible when you're drunk! Check this out:
Uhhh.....A-B-Z-D-E-F-J-P-O-S-W-B-F-H-J-L-T-R-Y-I-A-D-F-Q-T-L-K-J-H-G-B-W-Q-T-Y-I-U.....$%#&!