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10 reasons to go to work naked
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 11:10 am
by bfez1
10. No one ever steals your chair.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.
2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
And...drum roll...the Number One reason to go to work naked :
Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your A$$ in here by 8:00!"
ever again.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 11:21 am
by isobar
:7:
*isobar clicks copy/paste to email to husband's office*
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 11:30 am
by mf_dolphin
I hate when they look down my blouse!
Too Funny!
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 11:42 am
by JQ Public
:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o Too funny
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 5:24 pm
by weatherlover427
I am never going to work in my BIRTHDAY suit.
too funny!!
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 5:41 pm
by rainstorm
mf_dolphin wrote:I hate when they look down my blouse!
Too Funny!
i love when i am wearing something real short and i turn my head real fast and see the guys staring!! hehe
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 5:47 pm
by streetsoldier
If thoth bitcheth looked down MY blouth I'd thlap them to thleep with my purth! :o
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 6:14 pm
by Pro-Storm
I always wanted to golf in the buff!! :bgbounce:
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 6:17 pm
by azsnowman
At least you don't have IRON your birthday suit, uhhh, on second thought, for those of us over 40, you MIGHT have to iron it, just go EASY ON THE STARCH!
Dennis
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 6:22 pm
by Pro-Storm
azsnowman wrote:At least you don't have IRON your birthday suit, uhhh, on second thought, for those of us over 40, you MIGHT have to iron it, just go EASY ON THE STARCH!
Dennis
@ Dennis
lets go!!
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 6:24 pm
by rainstorm
Pro-Storm wrote:I always wanted to golf in the buff!! :bgbounce:
could be fun!!
Re: lets go!!
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 6:30 pm
by Pro-Storm
rainstorm wrote:Pro-Storm wrote:I always wanted to golf in the buff!! :bgbounce:
could be fun!!
Could be dangerous!
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 7:48 pm
by azskyman
That would solve my colorblindness. I sometimes get very low grades in matching my socks, pants, shirt, and tie.
I'd probably still get an F in the class, however, because of all the wrinkles in the suit.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 7:50 pm
by azsnowman
Steve, it's called *Niagra Spray Starch* just be careful WHERE and how much you use!
Dennis
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 8:08 pm
by azskyman
Dennis, was that "Niagra" spray starch with an "N" or a "V?"
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 8:45 pm
by bfez1
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 9:09 pm
by breeze
LoL! OMG - I'd have to administer WAY too much CPR!
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 10:21 pm
by azskyman
Medical question:
Can a person properly administer CPR while they are sick from looking at their patient?
Posted: Tue May 20, 2003 10:24 pm
by breeze
Thank God for 2-person CPR......you have your "buddy"
take over.......
