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Secret Service is protecting a Duck

#1 Postby cycloneye » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:24 pm


WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Secret Service, which has the job of guarding the president and other dignitaries, now has a new temporary duty -- protecting a mother duck and her nine eggs.

The duck, a brown mallard with white markings, has had several names suggested by Treasury Department people, including "Quacks Reform," "T-Bill," and "Duck Cheney." It has built a nest in a mulch pile right at the main entrance to the Treasury Department on Pennsylvania Avenue.

The Secret Service's uniformed division, which provides protection for the White House and Treasury building, has set up metal guard rails to protect the nest, which has attracted the notice of tourists on their way to see the White House.

The duck has been provided with a water bowl and seems oblivious to all the attention, sitting calmly on its nest on top of the mulch pile that surrounds one of the new trees planted along Pennsylvania Avenue as part of a renovation project.

Treasury Secretary John Snow stopped to pay his respects this week on the way back from a congressional hearing, Treasury spokesman Rob Nichols said Friday.

"He had been briefed on the duck and he stopped to pay a visit," said Nichols.

The eggs are expected to hatch the last week of April at which time the duck will be relocated nearer water. But until then, the duck will occupy some of Washington's prime real estate.

"Foreign leaders, members of Congress, everybody who visits Treasury has to pass by the duck," Nichols said.


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That Mother Duck is the best atraction that DC has now. :)
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#2 Postby James » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:26 pm

The duck rocks! :P It's nice that they're doing so much for it.
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#3 Postby beenthru6 » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:26 pm

"Duck Cheney" gets my vote!
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#4 Postby Guest » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:28 pm

awwwwwwww
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#5 Postby GalvestonDuck » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:22 pm

*thrusts fist triumphantly into the air and chants, "Power to the mallards!"*
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#6 Postby depotoo » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:41 pm

was wondering when you'd be by duckie! lol

awesome story!
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#7 Postby Yankeegirl » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:37 pm

Is that a relitive duck? :lol:
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#8 Postby wx247 » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:30 pm

GalvestonDuck wrote:*thrusts fist triumphantly into the air and chants, "Power to the mallards!"*


Whew! * I was afraid someone had threatened your life Shawn. Glad to know that it is just your cousin. 8-)
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#9 Postby Jack8631 » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:31 pm

That's too cool! 8-)
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#10 Postby The Big Dog » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:37 pm

Don't get me wrong -- I love ducks -- but I wonder which agent at Treasury drew short straw to get this detail.
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#11 Postby Terry » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:10 pm

Awe. My family is convinced that I was a duck in a previous life. One time I let a whole herd of ducks in my house. ( yes, I know, it's called a "flock" of ducks. But this was an entire herd.)

What a great story.

Quack. Quack.
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#12 Postby Skywatch_NC » Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:01 pm

I was gonna say...When did Shawn hire her own personal bodyguard? 8-) :wink:

*QUACK QUACK AFLAC!* :D

Eric 8-)
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#13 Postby GalvestonDuck » Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:10 pm

Actually, my late stepdad did work for the Secret Service. :) Don't ask me what he did though...it was a secret.
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#14 Postby george_r_1961 » Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:35 pm

In the past the Secret Service has guarded jackasses. Why not guard a duck too?
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#15 Postby azsnowman » Sun Apr 10, 2005 5:40 pm

The Big Dog wrote:Don't get me wrong -- I love ducks -- but I wonder which agent at Treasury drew short straw to get this detail.


And it makes you wonder why Senator John McCain from Arizona blew his TOP the other day with ALL the "Pork Barrel" Spending going on....geeee, wonder how MUCH THIS ONE'S costing you and me, the tax payers? :roll:

Dennis :roll:
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#16 Postby JenBayles » Sun Apr 10, 2005 6:02 pm

But is it an legal or illegal immiduck? :cheesy:
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#17 Postby kevin » Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:16 am

I say they cook the duck for a homeless person in DC.

If they don't want it they can send the meat down to me.
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#18 Postby AirmaN » Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:01 am

rofl, pretty crazy! 8-)
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#19 Postby coriolis » Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:11 pm

It may be against federal law to move that duck. Migratory waterfowl have protection. This could turn into a real problem. I think that we need a feasibility study and an environmental impact statement.
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#20 Postby kevin » Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:15 pm

I say we eat her!

Anyone notice that the article calls this creature 'it' when it is plain for all to see that she isn't an 'it'?
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