New Superhero Name-Humor

LaPlaceFF · #1 Postby **LaPlaceFF** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:06 pm

This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new superhero name. And don't go all adult -- a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants. And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i= chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i= cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i= lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day

Skywatch_NC · #2 Postby **Skywatch_NC** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:15 pm

Chim-Chim Cootie Tush :lol:

TexasStooge · #3 Postby **TexasStooge** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:58 am

Buttercup Apple-Tushie! :lol:

sunny · #4 Postby **sunny** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:00 am

zippy waffle-buns :eek:

JenBayles · #5 Postby **JenBayles** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:13 am

sunny wrote:zippy waffle-buns

Fizzy Applebrain here.

sunny · #6 Postby **sunny** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:15 am

JenBayles wrote:
sunny wrote:zippy waffle-buns

Fizzy Applebrain here.

ROFLMAO!!!

#7 Postby **streetsoldier** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:56 am

Boobie GizzardNose? :eek:

TexasStooge · #8 Postby **TexasStooge** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:01 am

streetsoldier wrote:Boobie GizzardNose?

LaPlaceFF · #9 Postby **LaPlaceFF** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:25 pm

BTW Im Loopy Cootiebrain

GalvestonDuck · #10 Postby **GalvestonDuck** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:42 pm

Poopsie Bubblenose to the rescue!

Of course, you'd never recognize me because I cleverly disguise my bill. :wink:

depotoo · #11 Postby **depotoo** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:59 pm

zippy girdle mouth here! lol :lol:

#12 Postby **coriolis** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:01 pm

Oprah Gizzardhinie

yoda · #13 Postby **yoda** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:04 pm

Tootie Giggle Hiney... :eek:

#14 Postby **USCG_Hurricane_Watcher** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:16 pm

Snotty Liverface :lol:

LaPlaceFF · #15 Postby **LaPlaceFF** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:13 pm

#16 Postby **dizzyfish** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:25 pm

bwahhhhhh

Tootie Bubblesniffer at your service. :hehe:

#17 Postby **O Town** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:30 pm

I am Ms. Boobie Toilet Lips. :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/user/senorpepr · #18 Postby **senorpepr** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:35 pm

Buttercup Burgerhiney

gtalum · #19 Postby **gtalum** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:36 pm

Hi, my name is Chim-Chim Girdle Buns.

#20 Postby **LSU2001** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:08 pm

Pinky bubble pants

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