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Married in Heaven

#1 Postby Dee Bee » Sat Apr 30, 2005 10:56 am

Married in Heaven                                                  
                                                                    
On their way to get married, a young couple is involved in a fatal
car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly
Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.      
                                                                   
While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get
married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they asked him.     
                                                                   
St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has
asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.                      
                                                                    
The couple sat and waited for an answer... ...for a couple of months.
 
While they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get
married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect
of it all.

"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together
FOREVER?"                                                           
                                                                    
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.                                         

"Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."                        

"Great!" Said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce Heaven?"                                        

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find
a PRIEST up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to
find a LAWYER?"
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#2 Postby vbhoutex » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:15 pm

ROFLMAO!!!!

:roflmao: :roflmao: :hehe: :hehe:
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#3 Postby coriolis » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:48 pm

Good one!
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This space for rent.

StormChasr

#4 Postby StormChasr » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:53 pm

What is the difference between a Lawyer and a Rooster?




A rooster clucks defiance. :wink:
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#5 Postby stormraiser » Sun May 01, 2005 2:43 pm

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
StormChasr wrote:What is the difference between a Lawyer and a Rooster?




A rooster clucks defiance. :wink:
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#6 Postby James » Sun May 01, 2005 2:49 pm

LOL! :roflmao:
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