I'M HELPING OUT THE LADIES THIS MORNING.

#1 Postby **vbhoutex** » Tue May 03, 2005 6:40 am

Don't disown me guys!! They need a kick start some days!

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from
the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......The apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough
to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have
already been picked!

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to
women to stomp the poop out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.

Miss Mary · #2 Postby **Miss Mary** » Tue May 03, 2005 7:34 am

David - I'm speechless and honered here all the same time!

Thank you!!!

You're gonna take some flack for that last part ya know.... ;-)

! Just a friendly warning!!!

Mary

mf_dolphin · #3 Postby **mf_dolphin** » Tue May 03, 2005 8:58 am

I should be a fine wine by now then :-)

JenBayles · #4 Postby **JenBayles** » Tue May 03, 2005 8:58 am

Now Mary, let's not jump off the deep end here. How do we know our David considers us the "top o' the tree" apples or the bottom of the barrel variety? Hmmmmmmm?!!

:lol:

mf_dolphin · #5 Postby **mf_dolphin** » Tue May 03, 2005 9:00 am

What really upsets you is when you climb that tree to pick that top apple only to find out it has a worm in it ;-)

Miss Mary · #6 Postby **Miss Mary** » Tue May 03, 2005 9:04 am

Jen - I had the clear impression David DOES think of us as the top apples. Worth the climb so to speak.....I just thought this boots him out of the Chad and j club!!!!

Mary

JenBayles · #7 Postby **JenBayles** » Tue May 03, 2005 9:05 am

Miss Mary wrote:Jen - I had the clear impression David DOES think of us as the top apples. Worth the climb so to speak.....I just thought this boots him out of the Chad and j club!!!!

Mary

OK, I'll "bite".

Amanzi · #8 Postby **Amanzi** » Tue May 03, 2005 9:17 am

StormChasr · #9 Postby **StormChasr** » Tue May 03, 2005 9:49 am

Men should always help out women. I am a Southern Man, and we're taught to always respect women, hold a door for them, and always be charming.

#10 Postby **vbhoutex** » Tue May 03, 2005 10:07 am

Marshall is on a roll this morning!!!!!

JenBayles · #11 Postby **JenBayles** » Tue May 03, 2005 11:04 am

mf_dolphin wrote:What really upsets you is when you climb that tree to pick that top apple only to find out it has a worm in it

Ah c'mon... what's a little extra protein to you big strong men, huh?
:lol:

j · #12 Postby j » Tue May 03, 2005 2:41 pm

StormChasr wrote:Men should always help out women. I am a Southern Man, and we're taught to always respect women, hold a door for them, and always be charming.

Obviously your not the Redneck I saw down by the lake smacking his wife over the top of her head with his fishing pole?

#13 Postby **Pburgh** » Tue May 03, 2005 6:00 pm

David, you are not even eligible for Member of the Month so give it up!!!!!!

Fellas, get those climbing boots on - there are plenty of apples at the top of the tree here at Storm2k. Not me, I was picked years ago and I'm aging into a fine fermented apple cider!!! hickup

#14 Postby **vbhoutex** » Tue May 03, 2005 6:30 pm

Pburgh wrote:David, you are not even eligible for Member of the Month so give it up!!!!!!

Fellas, get those climbing boots on - there are plenty of apples at the top of the tree here at Storm2k. Not me, I was picked years ago and I'm aging into a fine fermented apple cider!!! hickup

I'm not???? Darn!!!!!! :oops:

sunny · #15 Postby **sunny** » Tue May 03, 2005 6:56 pm

vbhoutex wrote:
Pburgh wrote:David, you are not even eligible for Member of the Month so give it up!!!!!!

Fellas, get those climbing boots on - there are plenty of apples at the top of the tree here at Storm2k. Not me, I was picked years ago and I'm aging into a fine fermented apple cider!!! hickup

I'm not???? Darn!!!!!! :oops:

Awe!!! If you were, you'd get my vote!!

#16 Postby **Stephanie** » Tue May 03, 2005 6:58 pm

Sounds like someone's in TROUBLE! :lol:

Very nice David!!

Miss Mary · #17 Postby **Miss Mary** » Tue May 03, 2005 7:13 pm

Pburgh wrote:David, you are not even eligible for Member of the Month so give it up!!!!!!

Fellas, get those climbing boots on - there are plenty of apples at the top of the tree here at Storm2k. Not me, I was picked years ago and I'm aging into a fine fermented apple cider!!! hickup

Ah, but Karan....there's always a catch, isn't there.....I looked up dear David's MOTM win. He won May of 2004. So technically, according to the S2K by laws/rulebook, he could be nominated again. Chad was a few months ago.

So, the question is this - was David buttering up the ladies of S2K hoping for another nomination bid?

Mmmmmm........LOL!

Mary

#18 Postby **Pburgh** » Tue May 03, 2005 8:12 pm

Well actually I know how to get the TRUTH out of David - you bribe him with chocolate covered Krispy Kremes. He hasn't had those in a long time!!!lol

#19 Postby **vbhoutex** » Tue May 03, 2005 11:13 pm

Pburgh wrote:Well actually I know how to get the TRUTH out of David - you bribe him with chocolate covered Krispy Kremes. He hasn't had those in a long time!!!lol

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