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#1 Postby sunny » Tue May 03, 2005 12:37 pm

It seems that this perfect man met this perfect woman and they got married. One day on December 24 they were driving down the road and they noticed a man stranded on the side of the road. This was no ordinary man, but it was Santa Claus. Being the perfect people that they were they offered Santa a ride because he was in a hurry to get his toys delivered. So the perfect man and perfect woman sped up to deliver Santa to his destination on time. Alas, the roads were slippery and the car got into an accident and 2 of the 3 people were killed. Can you guess who survived? Answer below . . .
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Since Santa Claus and a Perfect Man are both myths...the perfect woman had to survive
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#2 Postby JenBayles » Tue May 03, 2005 1:07 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol:
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#3 Postby vbhoutex » Tue May 03, 2005 1:19 pm

Definitely a classic, but SO MISGUIDED!!!!
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#4 Postby sunny » Tue May 03, 2005 1:21 pm

vbhoutex wrote:Definitely a classic, but SO MISGUIDED!!!!


Misguided......because of the man?!!

*sunny ducks*
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#5 Postby vbhoutex » Tue May 03, 2005 1:23 pm

*SSSSWWWWAAATTTTTT* Damn Sunny is fast on the duck!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
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#6 Postby GalvestonDuck » Tue May 03, 2005 1:30 pm

vbhoutex wrote:*SSSSWWWWAAATTTTTT* Damn Sunny is fast on the duck!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:


AFLAC!
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#7 Postby sunny » Tue May 03, 2005 1:32 pm

GalvestonDuck wrote:
vbhoutex wrote:*SSSSWWWWAAATTTTTT* Damn Sunny is fast on the duck!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:


AFLAC!


LOL - GOOD one duckie!!! :lol:
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#8 Postby StormChasr » Tue May 03, 2005 1:33 pm

What do you give a duck for lunch?








Quackers
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#9 Postby JenBayles » Tue May 03, 2005 1:33 pm

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#10 Postby yoda » Tue May 03, 2005 1:46 pm

JenBayles wrote:Image


:roflmao: :roflmao:
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#11 Postby vbhoutex » Tue May 03, 2005 2:06 pm

GalvestonDuck wrote:
vbhoutex wrote:*SSSSWWWWAAATTTTTT* Damn Sunny is fast on the duck!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:


AFLAC!


I was wondering if you were around...hehehehe
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#12 Postby GalvestonDuck » Tue May 03, 2005 2:14 pm

JenBayles wrote:Image


That a duck or a goose...or a turkey? It looks like a turkey with that red thing that looks like a snood hanging down.

THIS is a duck! :)

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#13 Postby JenBayles » Tue May 03, 2005 2:46 pm

Hey! Where'd you get the pic of my old pet duck 'Peeper" (as named by Dear Old Dad)!
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#14 Postby Pburgh » Tue May 03, 2005 5:49 pm

HEY, what's that about???? I believe in Santa!!!!!!!! :D :wink: :wink:
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