STORM2K

How many Storm2k members does it takes to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Boy, did you just open a can of worms

You forgot about the 4 posters to immediately report that burned out light bulbs are all part of a vast right-wing/left-wing conspiracy.

Is it a Category 2 or 3 light bulb?

Does the lightbulb have deep convection???

What is the lightbulb's landfall potential, and what is its best track?

It's just a blob...er, bulb.

It's just a blob...er, bulb.

But it COULD hit South Florida, and cause damage in Boca Raton?

And don't forget someone to post all those smilies>>> Strike up the band!

Blah hahahahahaa..

A lightbulb needs to be changed? Where ? Is one going to go out this way? I need to go get some lightbulb supplies....

StormChasr wrote:

It's just a blob...er, bulb.

But it COULD hit South Florida, and cause damage in Boca Raton?

You w-i-s-h-c-a-s-t-e-r!

StormChasr wrote:What is the lightbulb's landfall potential, and what is its best track?

It is forcasted to hit the floor and explode into a million pieces

As a blonde I just want to say that I'll turn the ladder. UH UHH, sorry that was a different joke. nevermind

Hehehe

What if the lightbulb gets torn apart by ceiling fan wind shear.

sunny wrote:Boy, did you just open a can of worms

Yep!!!!

What if the lightbulb gets torn apart by ceiling fan wind shear.

Then it might be a "cold core' lightbulb.

JenBayles wrote:You forgot about the 4 posters to immediately report that burned out light bulbs are all part of a vast right-wing/left-wing conspiracy.

You just made a political post in the off topic forum.