STORM2K

Okay guys - I really REALLY need a laugh today.



A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer (also a blonde). The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

Well whether she was a cop or not I think she should have given her a ticket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pburgh wrote:Well whether she was a cop or not I think she should have given her a ticket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh be quiet!! You're a blonde, remember?

***vb runs for cover with rocket assist***

Funny

vbhoutex wrote:

Pburgh wrote:Well whether she was a cop or not I think she should have given her a ticket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh be quiet!! You're a blonde, remember?

***vb runs for cover with rocket assist***

<JB flushes vb out of his cover> Sic 'im Pburgh!

Jen, does that mean I have to assist him with his rockets or something????
What the heck is rocket assist???

Do they allow blonde cops to carry guns?

Tryin to tell me somthing, huh?

Hear about the blonde who went hunting. She saw a sign on the highway saying "bear left." So, she went home.

Well this isnt really funny but I saw a blonde Hampton Pollce Officer pull into a handicapped parking place last night

George, I find that being blonde is a handicap at times.