STORM2K

As an independent 'today kinda woman' I called my local home improvement store for a simple piece of advice.

"I know the Sheetrock is nailed to the studs," I said to the guy who answered the phone, "but how do I find the stud?"

"Put an ad in the personals column." he suggested.

Oh, man!

Ah yes... another Great Moment in Equal Rights History!

Of course that wasn't really me. Doesn't everyone have a stud finder?

I could see it happening, though. Many a store has ended up on the local news like that.

Of course that wasn't really me. Doesn't everyone have a stud finder?

You rang??? Someone looking for a stud?

Is that you playing the guitar?

Nope.....that "baby" is a Strat. I normally play a Les Paul,