STORM2K

Posted: **Sat May 14, 2005 9:18 pm**

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Posted: **Sat May 14, 2005 9:21 pm**

PLARGH MAH SHRJHTK! << sound of a man's spine being twisted in half.

Posted: **Sat May 14, 2005 10:29 pm**

thank goodness i don't have to deal with that anymore! BUT 4, 6, 9 & 10 were my companions for many yearas! man! am I glad to be done with that! (and so is my family!) lol

Posted: **Sat May 14, 2005 10:52 pm**

Why do women call it PMS?
Because mad cow disease was already taken!

:lol:

Posted: **Sat May 14, 2005 11:10 pm**

We have PMS because we are ALWAYS putting up with mens sh!t

Posted: **Sat May 14, 2005 11:26 pm**

southerngale wrote:10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

Yep!!!

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2005 1:30 pm**

Good bumper sticker: " I have PMS and a 9mm. Any questions?"

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2005 1:35 pm**

StormChasr wrote:Good bumper sticker: " I have PMS and a 9mm. Any questions?"

I didn't know you'd seen my car.

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2005 1:38 pm**

I didn't know you'd seen my car.

9 mm---now that is a nasty weapon!! Aim nice and low, above the knees.

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2005 7:03 pm**

Uh-oh...this thread has become;

Please Move-outta-the-way, Sir...

:eek:

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2005 7:06 pm**

breeze wrote:Uh-oh...this thread has become;

Please Move-outta-the-way, Sir...

You betcha!

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2005 7:08 pm**

You betcha!

Watch it, Kelly has lethal weapons. :eek:

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2005 7:10 pm**

southerngale wrote:
breeze wrote:Uh-oh...this thread has become;

Please Move-outta-the-way, Sir...

You betcha!

It wasn't me Kelly... please don't... :eek:

Of course.. anything you want.... diamond ring 4 carats? Sure!

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2005 7:42 pm**

StormChasr wrote:Good bumper sticker: " I have PMS and a 9mm. Any questions?"

Love that bumper sticker!!! I gotta get me one of those! :lol:

#2 is good too! :grrr:

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2005 7:49 pm**

yoda wrote:
southerngale wrote:
breeze wrote:Uh-oh...this thread has become;

Please Move-outta-the-way, Sir...

You betcha!

It wasn't me Kelly... please don't... Of course.. anything you want.... diamond ring 4 carats? Sure!

ok

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2005 8:49 pm**

One of my favorites: Don't make me mad, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

STORM2K

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