Top Ten Things That Men Understand About Women
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 9:30 pm
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Top Ten Things That Men Understand About Women
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 9:34 pm
Hmmmmmmm...SG, I take it that we guys have NOTHING to understand about women? LOL
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 9:37 pm
How can we understand ya'll?
Re: Top Ten Things That Men Understand About Women
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 9:54 pm
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...and we've worked hard to understand that much.
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 10:10 pm
that's good kelly! 
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 10:37 pm
What's so hard to understand? 
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 10:40 pm
Kelly!!!!
This needs to go in the next newsletter.....although it has nothing to do with wx.
Classic S2K gender joke!!!
Picking myself up off the floor now....he he.
Mary
This needs to go in the next newsletter.....although it has nothing to do with wx.
Classic S2K gender joke!!!
Picking myself up off the floor now....he he.
Mary
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 10:56 pm
Signs of PMS
Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
You add chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say.
You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that reads, "How's my driving--call 1-800-***-****."
Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
You're counting down the days until menopause.
You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
Three little letters (M, E, and N) send you into an uncontrollable rage.
Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
You add chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say.
You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that reads, "How's my driving--call 1-800-***-****."
Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
You're counting down the days until menopause.
You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
Three little letters (M, E, and N) send you into an uncontrollable rage.
Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 11:08 pm
that time of the month again! Kelly, that was GREAT!!!!
Men know squat about women!
Men know squat about women!
Re: Top Ten Things That Men Understand About Women
Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 11:03 am
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Amen to that brother!!!!!
Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 1:31 pm
What's so hard to understand?
Yeah, right. That's why I've been divorced for 10 years!!
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 8:59 pm
I don't understand that list.
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 9:18 pm
Geez, you guys are lucky!
At my house, my wife's list is twice that long!!!
At my house, my wife's list is twice that long!!!
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 10:52 pm
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I almost fell off my chair!!!
I almost fell off my chair!!!
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:15 am
I was given a air freshner thingy for my patrol car by another officer, it states the same thing with one exception......
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:34 am
ROFL Dennis! 
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:48 am
azsnowman wrote:I was given a air freshner thingy for my patrol car by another officer, it states the same thing with one exception......
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 9:48 pm
Top Ten Things That Men Understand About Women
1. Women have boobs
2. Women have nice boobs
3. Women have great boobs
4. Women have terriffic boobs
5. Women have really great boobs
6. Women have nice butts
7. Women have nice legs
8. Women have nice butts, legs and boobs
9. Women have nice butts, legs, and boobs
10. Get me a beer, honey
1. Women have boobs
2. Women have nice boobs
3. Women have great boobs
4. Women have terriffic boobs
5. Women have really great boobs
6. Women have nice butts
7. Women have nice legs
8. Women have nice butts, legs and boobs
9. Women have nice butts, legs, and boobs
10. Get me a beer, honey
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 11:18 pm
you guys are just tooooo much! lol
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 11:28 pm
depotoo wrote:you guys are just tooooo much! lol
psst...his 8 & 9 were the same. lol