The Power of Woman

[southerngale]

There were 11 people - ten men and one woman - hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter.

They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die.

No one could decide who should go, so finally, the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return.

When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping.

[StormChasr]

[yoda]

Yup... I've seen that one before...

[southerngale]

Honey, are you ready yet?

An man pacing back and forth was glancing at his watch yells upstairs to his wife, "Honey, are you ready yet?"

Shouting back, the woman replies, "For crying out loud, I've been telling you for the last half hour that I'll be ready in a minute!"

[StormChasr]

Honey, are you ready yet?

An man pacing back and forth was glancing at his watch yells upstairs to his wife, "Honey, are you ready yet?"

Shouting back, the woman replies, "For crying out loud, I've been telling you for the last half hour that I'll be ready in a minute!"

Truer words hath never been spake.

[breeze]

Of course, you KNOW that she's primping and getting
everything JUST right for YOU, now, eh?