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Which "Housewife" are you?
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 9:25 am
by GalvestonDuck
...or, for the guys, Which one is your perfect match?
http://abc.go.com/primetime/desperate/quiz/index.html
I'm Susan.
"You always mean well, but somehow things don't always work out as you'd planned. It doesn't matter. You take your tumbles with good grace and always come up smiling. But try to remember you're the grown-up in the family."
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 9:55 am
by JenBayles
Another Susan here!
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 10:02 am
by sunny
Yep - I'm Susan, too!
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 12:16 pm
by CFL
LOL I'm Gabrielle! I would have never thought that.
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 12:31 pm
by furluvcats
I came out Gabrielle...but I have no idea what that means, because I've never watched the show....*ducking...someone clue me in???
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 12:39 pm
by Brent
furluvcats wrote:I came out Gabrielle...but I have no idea what that means, because I've never watched the show....*ducking...someone clue me in???
Married Gabrielle is sleeping with the gardener and now she's pregnant and doesn't know who the father is.

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 12:39 pm
by Yankeegirl
I am Susan too.... There are alot of us here!
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 12:48 pm
by CaptinCrunch
From a males view, I matched up with Edie the first time and Susan the second time.
Susan and Edie, what a tag team!!

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 1:15 pm
by GalvestonDuck
CaptinCrunch wrote:From a males view, I matched up with Edie the first time and Susan the second time.

Duh! I meant to do the "other" side also. And I got just who I'd want -- BREE! -- although I don't get the description. Oh, duh...yes I do...*snicker*...discipline.
"You lack discipline, and this put-together homemaker is just the one to provide it. Like it or not, your shirts will be starched, your toast buttered for you, and maybe even a mint left on your pillow. Hey, a guy could get used to this kind of treatment! But if you ever cross her, remember, she's never let her NRA membership lapse."
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 2:02 pm
by beenthru6
Looks like I am the first Lynette! Funny thing is, I don't even watch desperate housewives, so I have no idea who Lynette even is.

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 2:54 pm
by StormChasr
The "Susan" type is definitely the one for me, according to the quiz---so I should marry a Susan.

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 3:20 pm
by southerngale
I don't watch it either. Who is Edie?
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 3:27 pm
by GalvestonDuck
southerngale wrote:I don't watch it either. Who is Edie?
From left to right, Paul Young, Felicia, deceased Mary Alice Young (narrator of the show) and her son Zach, BREE! and her hubby Rex Van De Kamp, Lynette and Tom Scavo, Susan Mayer and daughter Julie, lawnboy John and his lover, the now-pregnant Gabrielle with convicted husband Carlos, Susan's rival Edie, and Susan and Edie's source of competition, Mike.
Edie is played by Nicolette Sheridan.

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 3:44 pm
by southerngale
Ok duckie...well, apparently I'm her. lol
All the neighborhood marvels at your short skirts, car-washing skills, and, how can we say this nicely...your competitive spirit. When we move in next door, yours is the gift basket we're most looking forward to. Until the next neighbor moves in, that is.
What's wrong with a competitive spirit? Do none of these women play sports?
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 3:50 pm
by GalvestonDuck
southerngale wrote:
What's wrong with a competitive spirit? Do none of these women play sports?
Women's sports? Nope, that's reserved for those couples who don't live on Wisteria Land.
Although...I did see the picture of the "kiss" between two "Housewives."

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 3:52 pm
by southerngale
Two housewives kissed?
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 3:56 pm
by CaptinCrunch
southerngale wrote:Two housewives kissed?

damn I missed that!!

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 4:07 pm
by GalvestonDuck
WARNING: This is an image that may be offensive to some people. Do NOT look at it if you are offended by gay material. It is not X-rated -- they are dressed and the kiss is quick.
Don't say I didn't warn you!
http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/29360377/192456
Now I need a glass of cold water.
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 4:40 pm
by Pburgh
Looks like I'm the first Bree. YIKES I knew I would be. My kids have told me that my anal retention about "everything being perfect" would do me in!!!!!!

I'm working on it - I have on a pair of jeans and tee shirt right now!!
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 5:11 pm
by Brent
southerngale wrote:I don't watch it either. Who is Edie?
Edie is the slut who's been married a bunch of times. She goes after every single guy on the street and hates Susan(well, Susan did burn her house down accidentially in the Pilot). She and her were both after the new hunk, a plumber and she went over to her house at night acting like she needed to borrow sugar, discovered Edie's clothes laying on the floor, and then heard Edie and the guy doing it upstairs. She thought it was Mike(the guy she was trying to get). She gets all distraught and throws a piece of her clothing back to where candles are burning, and that set the curtains on fire and then she tried to put it out and made it worse.

HILARIOUS.
Found out later that it wasn't even Mike.
