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Ultimate fantasy

Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 12:07 pm
by StormChasr
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.

He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could not help but stare.

The man noticed that he was the object of the woman's rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile, approached her. Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but he leaned close and whispered in her ear.

"I'll do anything," he whispered in a deep, soft voice. "Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have ever fantasized, for fifty dollars. There's just one condition..."

Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition. The man said, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The women gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition, then reached into her handbag and took out fifty dollars. She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed it into his waiting hand. She leaned over and whispered into his ear...

"Clean... My... House."

Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 12:11 pm
by southerngale
I've seen this one before, but it still cracks me up! :lol:

Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 12:34 pm
by StormChasr
Funny thing is, that might actually be somebody's untimate fantasy. :eek:

Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 1:26 pm
by JenBayles
StormChasr wrote:Funny thing is, that might actually be somebody's untimate fantasy. :eek:


Lord knows it's mine. :eek:

Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 1:32 pm
by sunny
JenBayles wrote:
StormChasr wrote:Funny thing is, that might actually be somebody's untimate fantasy. :eek:


Lord knows it's mine. :eek:


*nodding head YES*

Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 1:33 pm
by Kelarie
*waving fifty dollar bill* :P

Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 1:59 pm
by Stephanie
What a waste of a dream! :lol:

Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 2:19 pm
by StormChasr
What a waste of a dream!


No kidding!! I am glad someone finally said that. I was getting worried here. :D

Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 6:11 pm
by Stephanie
StormChasr wrote:
What a waste of a dream!


No kidding!! I am glad someone finally said that. I was getting worried here. :D


I'm may be taken, but I ain't dead - YET!! :lol:

Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 8:23 am
by Kelarie
Look that is one fantasy that just hasn't happen yet, to have him clean the house from top to bottom, while I get to watch....okay, is that wrong?? :lol:

Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 8:53 am
by sunny
Kelarie wrote:Look that is one fantasy that just hasn't happen yet, to have him clean the house from top to bottom, while I get to watch....okay, is that wrong?? :lol:


He could be wearing a "nice little uniform" while he does the cleaning, right Kelarie?!

Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:18 am
by Pburgh
ANYTHING?????? He would do ANYTHING????? WOW


I'd probably have him mulch my gardens. ROTFLMBO

Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:20 am
by StormChasr
He could be wearing a "nice little uniform" while he does the cleaning, right Kelarie?!


As in a Speedo???? :D :D :D :D

Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:23 am
by sunny
StormChasr wrote:
He could be wearing a "nice little uniform" while he does the cleaning, right Kelarie?!


As in a Speedo???? :D :D :D :D


Oh Lord no - I don't like Speedos.

Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:25 am
by StormChasr
Oh Lord no - I don't like Speedos


Well, what did ya have in mind??....:)

Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:27 am
by sunny
StormChasr wrote:
Oh Lord no - I don't like Speedos


Well, what did ya have in mind??....:)


I will leave that to my imagination :D

Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:32 am
by StormChasr
I will leave that to my imagination


Chippendales???? :wink: :wink:

Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:33 am
by vbhoutex
We could "thing a thong" for them while we work!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:34 am
by StormChasr
We could "thing a thong" for them while we work!!!



HEHEHHEE...I think I am a bit old for that. Maybe back in my 20's. LOLOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:47 am
by JenBayles
vbhoutex wrote:We could "thing a thong" for them while we work!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: