Doctor Visit
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 11:01 pm
A man walks into the doctors office and the doctor says I have some bad news and some horrible news. What do you want first? The man replies "I guess the bad news". The Doctor said OK. You have 48 hours to live. The man says "what in the world could be worse than that?". The doctor replies "we tried to get in touch with you all day yesterday! 
