The Pastor's Horse
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:59 pm
The Pastor's Horse
A pastor wanted to raise money for his church. He was told that there
was a fortune in racehorses, so he decided to purchase one and enter
in the races.
However at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high
that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had
it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races.
To his surprise, the donkey came in third.
The next day the local paper carried this headline:
PASTOR'S A** SHOWS
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race again, and this time it won. The local paper read:
PASTOR'S A** OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the
local| paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A**!
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST A** IN TOWN
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day
the paper read:
NUN SELLS A** FOR $10.00
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day
the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER A** IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.
A pastor wanted to raise money for his church. He was told that there
was a fortune in racehorses, so he decided to purchase one and enter
in the races.
However at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high
that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had
it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races.
To his surprise, the donkey came in third.
The next day the local paper carried this headline:
PASTOR'S A** SHOWS
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race again, and this time it won. The local paper read:
PASTOR'S A** OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the
local| paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A**!
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST A** IN TOWN
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day
the paper read:
NUN SELLS A** FOR $10.00
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day
the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER A** IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.
