STORM2K

from a book my son just found i forgot i had - really cute!

Never lend your car to any whom you have given birth.
Erma Bombeck
I'm furious about Women's Liberationist. They keep getting up on soapboxes and procaliming that women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept very quiet or it ruins the whole racket.
Anita Loos
I'm extrodinarily patient provided I get my own way in the end.
Margaret Thatcher
Behind every successful woman... is a basket of dirty laundry.
Sally Forth
Powerful men often succeed through the help of the wives. Powerful women only succeed in spite of their husbands.
Linda Lee-Potter
Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Connors. Love is whe you realize thet he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger, and nothing like Robert Redfor-but you love him anyway.
Judith Viorst
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Phyllis Diller

Isn't "wise women" a contradiction within itself?

Isn't "wise women" a contradiction within itself?

"Click" <Sound of women locking and loading>.

I don't see any StormChsr! I think we're ok!

if they can put a man on the moon, why can't they put all of them there???

anonymous

depotoo wrote:if they can put a man on the moon, why can't they put all of them there???

anonymous

Because some "m ns" aren't as appealing as others.