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Actual Newspaper Ads

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 1:22 pm
by chadtm80
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while, better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED ... Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used -- call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer
needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 1:46 pm
by StormChasr
:hehe: :hehe:

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 1:49 pm
by TexasStooge
:lol: :roflmao: :hehe:

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:54 pm
by CajunMama
:jump:

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:05 pm
by sunny
:roflmao:

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:05 pm
by mf_dolphin
Love the last one especially :-)

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:15 pm
by southerngale
mf_dolphin wrote:Love the last one especially :-)


It's nice to have a woman who knows everything, isn't it?

Guys are lucky. We don't get that benefit. 8-)

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:17 pm
by yoda
southerngale wrote:
mf_dolphin wrote:Love the last one especially :-)


It's nice to have a woman who knows everything, isn't it?

Guys are lucky. We don't get that benefit. 8-)


:jump: :jump: :jump:

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:50 pm
by streetsoldier
southerngale wrote:
mf_dolphin wrote:Love the last one especially :-)


It's nice to have a woman who knows everything, isn't it?

Guys are lucky. We don't get that benefit. 8-)


You would if you lived HERE, as Debi has long since discovered. :wink: