A Golf Joke

[Dee Bee]

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man.
 
"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult
hole we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows."
 
"We went to look for them, and while I was looking around, I noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and
lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my
wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
 
And that's when I made my big mistake."
 
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
 
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
like yours!'
 
"I don't remember much after that."