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Maybe I shouldn't share this, but...

Posted: Thu May 29, 2003 1:45 pm
by southerngale
A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper.

The question was 'Give four advantages of breast milk.'


What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil.

2. Never goes sour.

3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good - maybe. Still, the exam demanded a fourth answer.


Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again.


Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:


4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.



He received an A.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2003 1:48 pm
by bfez1
That's funny!

Posted: Thu May 29, 2003 3:37 pm
by wx247
LOL. Thanks for the laugh Southerngale! You are always posting great things to make everyone smile.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2003 3:40 pm
by southerngale
Awww, thanks Garrett. You just made ME smile. :D

Posted: Thu May 29, 2003 3:54 pm
by Rainband
That was cute!!!! :D :wink:

Posted: Thu May 29, 2003 4:04 pm
by mf_dolphin
Is that available in a "Six Pack" ? ;-)

Posted: Thu May 29, 2003 4:08 pm
by streetsoldier
Only from Annabelle, m_f...(she be a ho', but I don't think she'd go quite THAT far)! :D

Posted: Thu May 29, 2003 4:13 pm
by therock1811
LOL SG! That was too funny...and more than I needed to hear at 5 in the afternoon.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2003 5:53 pm
by weatherlover427
Hahahaha :lol: !

Posted: Thu May 29, 2003 5:57 pm
by JQ Public
Hahha...great one southern!!

Posted: Fri May 30, 2003 3:11 pm
by justjake
mf_dolphin wrote:Is that available in a "Six Pack" ? ;-)
Uh, MF_D, only if she is one of triplets! LOL! :lol: :P

(or if you are a Mormon) :oops: :cry: