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Cheesey Pick-up Lines

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:31 am
by southerngale
We've all heard them. What are some of the ones that stand out or are really bad? lol


Here's a few...

You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all day.

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:14 am
by mobilebay
There was another thread about this a while back. I remember this one on there. Man asks woman point blank "can I get in your pants" woman answers "why there is already one a$%hole in there. :lol: :lol:

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:15 am
by knotimpaired
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:59 am
by JenBayles
mobilebay wrote:There was another thread about this a while back. I remember this one on there. Man asks woman point blank "can I get in your pants" woman answers "why there is already one a$%hole in there. :lol: :lol:


That would be me, and the entire reply was, "There's already one a$$hole in there - I don't need another one."
:lol: :oops:

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:57 am
by The Big Dog
You must be from Tennessee... cuz you're the only ten that I see. <groan>

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:50 pm
by mobilebay
JenBayles wrote:
mobilebay wrote:There was another thread about this a while back. I remember this one on there. Man asks woman point blank "can I get in your pants" woman answers "why there is already one a$%hole in there. :lol: :lol:


That would be me, and the entire reply was, "There's already one a$$hole in there - I don't need another one."
:lol: :oops:

Thanks. I sure didn't want to look it up. I knew I had read it here though! :lol:

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:56 pm
by Pebbles
THe lamest thing anyone ever said to me.. wasn't even cheezy was

My cell phone is acting up.. can I get your number so I can see if it is working again *rolls eyes*

JUST ASK STRAIGHT OUT FOR THE NUMBER!

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:01 pm
by southerngale
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. :lol:

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:03 pm
by Pebbles
Bam Bam says:

You know what would look good on you? Me!

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:06 pm
by southerngale
Speaking of Bam Bam and Pebbles, how 'bout this one?

I may be no Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bedrock.


Oh really now? :lol:

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:11 pm
by mobilebay
southerngale wrote:Speaking of Bam Bam and Pebbles, how 'bout this one?

I may be no Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bedrock.


Oh really now? :lol:

Thats a good one!!! :lol: :lol:

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:11 pm
by Pebbles
southerngale wrote:Speaking of Bam Bam and Pebbles, how 'bout this one?

I may be no Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bedrock.


Oh really now? :lol:


*GROANS*