The Pregnant Blonde (Joke)
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:35 pm
A wife, who was blonde, came running up to her husband in the driveway, just jumping for joy! He didn't know why but thought what the heck and starting jumping up and down along with her. Then she said, "Honey, I have some really great news!"
He replied, "Great! Tell me what you're so happy about."
She stopped jumping --breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down -- told him that she was pregnant.
He was ecstatic! They had been trying for a while, so he grabbed her, kissed her on the lips, and shouted, "I couldn't be happier!"
Then, his wife said, "Oh, honey. There's more."
"What do you mean 'more'?" he questioned.
"Well, we're not having just one baby. We're going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could tell so soon, the husband asked how she knew.
"Well, that was the easy part," she explained. "I went to Wal-Mart, bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit, and both tests came out positive."
He replied, "Great! Tell me what you're so happy about."
She stopped jumping --breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down -- told him that she was pregnant.
He was ecstatic! They had been trying for a while, so he grabbed her, kissed her on the lips, and shouted, "I couldn't be happier!"
Then, his wife said, "Oh, honey. There's more."
"What do you mean 'more'?" he questioned.
"Well, we're not having just one baby. We're going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could tell so soon, the husband asked how she knew.
"Well, that was the easy part," she explained. "I went to Wal-Mart, bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit, and both tests came out positive."
