STORM2K

 

 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

 5. Are You Andy or Barney?

 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

 8. I pay your salary!

 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does...

 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

 

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ROFLMBO! So that's what I said wrong!

ROFL! There is a state trooper weigh station on HWY 41 around Wrightstown and whenever there are more than 1 cop car there, donuts are usually being provided by Officer Friendly! LOL

"Hello officer...sorry if I did something wrong."

"And why, sir, are all those flies buzzing around your head? Usually those nasty things only hang around a horse's behind."

"Are you calling me a horse's a**?"

"Oh, sir, I would never do that! But those flies sure seem to have a different opinion!"

I love the last one!!

Weaving officer?? I can't even sew!! :9:

LoL! "Occifer, ah am weally...weaaally twyin' 'ta git 'ome...!"

Too funny!

I had to swerve 5 times to get the last one. They should learn to stay off the sidewalk.