Parking Lot Antics
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2003 4:18 pm
OK....if you and I were both driving our vehicles looking for a space around the parking lot at Wally World, would you...
a) be the one who stops in the lane and waits for a customer to come out so you can have a HIS spot? Meanwhile you keep me from moving at all.
b) be the one who rides around for 45 minutes until there is an open space by the front door? That space just six cars down the row isn't good enough for you.
c) be the one to park diagonally across three spaces so you don't get door dings?
d) be the one who parks in the first available space and walks so that you don't have to waste your shopping time?
e) be the one who parks your Expedition in the space marked "compact cars only."
f) be the one who pulls through to the opposite space so you can make a quick getaway without backing up? You then exit by going the wrong way down the aisle.
Or do you perhaps have another parking lot trick that you like to use. No matter how you respond, I think I've seen you in the parking lot already.
a) be the one who stops in the lane and waits for a customer to come out so you can have a HIS spot? Meanwhile you keep me from moving at all.
b) be the one who rides around for 45 minutes until there is an open space by the front door? That space just six cars down the row isn't good enough for you.
c) be the one to park diagonally across three spaces so you don't get door dings?
d) be the one who parks in the first available space and walks so that you don't have to waste your shopping time?
e) be the one who parks your Expedition in the space marked "compact cars only."
f) be the one who pulls through to the opposite space so you can make a quick getaway without backing up? You then exit by going the wrong way down the aisle.
Or do you perhaps have another parking lot trick that you like to use. No matter how you respond, I think I've seen you in the parking lot already.