Little Johnny is at it again!
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2003 2:41 pm
Little Johnny is at it again!
> >
> > A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the
> > stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard
> > that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
> > fellow passenger."
> >
> > Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and
> > said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
> >
> > "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
> >
> > "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let
> > me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass.
> > The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
> > out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do
> > you suppose that is?"
> >
> > "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
> >
> > "Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified
> > to discuss nuclear power when you don't know $#!&?"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the
> > stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard
> > that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
> > fellow passenger."
> >
> > Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and
> > said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
> >
> > "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
> >
> > "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let
> > me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass.
> > The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
> > out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do
> > you suppose that is?"
> >
> > "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
> >
> > "Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified
> > to discuss nuclear power when you don't know $#!&?"
> >
> >
> >
LOL... Always thinking ahead.
