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Late night Martha jokes

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 10:14 am
by bfez1
Leno: I was watching America's Most Wanted on TV last night.
Oops, I'm sorry it was Martha Stewart Living.


Letterman: After she turned herself in Martha Stewart was
handed an eight page indictment, which she tastefully
converted into an eight piece matching place mat set.

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 10:29 am
by isobar
lol. It's Martha Season, not Wabbit Season.

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 10:38 am
by bfez1
Poor Martha!!!

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:05 am
by mf_dolphin
Poor little greedy Martha lol

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:43 am
by southerngale
LOL :D

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:54 am
by David
Martha, Martha, Martha!!!

I heard that Martha Stewart got a 40-page indictment. Saddam Hussein only got 8. That shows you you have a problem.

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 8:37 pm
by Pro-Storm
I love Martha :lying:

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 8:43 pm
by OtherHD
Martha Stewart is a :grrr: .

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 10:26 pm
by wx247
She is a really neat organized crook. ;)

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2003 4:44 pm
by breeze
LOL! Martha...sheesh! Can anyone say, "deep Doo-Doo"??? :roll: :P

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2003 5:01 pm
by David
deep Doo-Doo :D

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2003 5:28 pm
by pawlee
Martha Stewart: the millenial Helmsley!

(think her and Leona will be bunkmates?)

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2003 6:34 pm
by breeze
She'll figure out how to coordinate that pretty
striped suit, I'm sure...... :?

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2003 10:40 pm
by David
Another from Leno!

"I turned on Matha Stweart this morning. You know what she was making? License plates! *rimshot*"

"We've booked Martha Stewart to come on this show. She will be here June 12th, 2019 when she gets out of prison."