STORM2K

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2003 10:25 pm**

What I Want in a Man (age 22)

Handsome
Charming
Financially successful
A caring listener
Witty
In good shape
Dresses with style
Appreciates finer things
Full of thoughtful surprises
An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
Opens car doors, holds chairs
Has enough money for a nice dinner
Listens more than talks
Laughs at my jokes
Carries bags of groceries with ease
Owns at least one tie
Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
Not too ugly (bald head OK)
Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
Nods head when I'm talking
Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
Remembers to put the toilet seat down
Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
Doesn't belch or scratch in public
Doesn't borrow money too often
Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
Appreciates a good TV dinner
Remembers your name on occasion
Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
Doesn't scare small children
Remembers where bathroom is
Doesn't require much money for upkeep
Only snores lightly when asleep
Remembers why he's laughing
Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
Usually wears some clothes
Likes soft foods
Remembers where he left his teeth
Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
Breathing
Doesn't miss the toilet

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2003 10:37 pm**

Did you, by chance, share this with hubby at one time or another?

If you didn't, we husbands are "grandfathered" in at the age 72 requirements.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2003 10:44 pm**

I'm ahead of my time. I'm already doing the age 72 things at 44!

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:18 pm**

I'm sitting approximately around 27, according to this chart. :wink:

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2003 8:44 am**

Funny!

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2003 8:51 am**

I think woman in general have a toilet fetish....Most men are perfectly content stepping behind the neareast bush to relieve one's self, so why in the world would we give it a 2nd thought as to whether the seat is up or down??

Whoops..sorry ..straying off-topic again

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2003 9:23 am**

LOL at j's post! I like that list.

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2003 9:55 am**

Good list. But I didn't make it very far on any of them. :lol: