STORM2K

For all of us baby-boomers who are feeling a little older, some of our
favorites have been re-released with new lyrics to accommodate their
aging
audience.


Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker"

The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip"

The Temptations - "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"

Nancy Sinatra - "These Boots Aren't Made for Bunions"

The Beatles - "I Get By With A Little Help >From Depends"

Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through The Grape Nuts"

The Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"

Roberta Flack - "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

ABBA - "Denture Queen"

Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom"

Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash"

Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"

Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade of Hair"

hoo boy... I loved that song by Leo Sayer. lol

Hey.....I'm not old!! (43) :38:

"Knock Three Times (on the bathroom if you want me...)
Twice on the pipes (bang-bang)
Means I'm 'out' on the floor
Oh, my sweetness, TAP! TAP! TAP! if I can't get to the hallway
Twice on the pipes...(bang-bang)...I'm not 'here' anymo-o-o-o-re!"

LOL @ Bill!!!

ROFLMAO! Funny, most of those titles ARE true!

Dennis