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Do you wear underwear????????????????

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2003 8:48 pm
by chadtm80
Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your
vehicle...especially in public.

From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with
the shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2003 8:54 pm
by Constructionwx
LOL

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2003 8:57 pm
by breeze
LoL - Mom always said I should wear clean undies out, in case
I have a wreck. :lol: Like, they'd be worried about that, right?

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2003 9:56 pm
by isobar
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2003 9:56 pm
by mf_dolphin
Ok..... Where is the mechanics school? :-)

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2003 10:23 pm
by azskyman
Mechanics must always keep their tools within reach!

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2003 10:44 pm
by JetMaxx
I ALWAYS wear underwear..and always clean underwear (just as my mom taught me :lol:

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2003 10:45 pm
by pojo
AAAHHH OMG I'm speechless...I guess he had the right tools at the right time.

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2003 10:54 pm
by azsnowman
Hanes, don't ask!

Dennis

"LOL!" Steve, yup.....being somewhat of a *shade tree* mechanic, I've ALWAYS got my tool(s) handy!

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2003 11:59 pm
by chadtm80
Mechanics must always keep their tools within reach!

ROFLMAO!!!

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2003 8:03 am
by bfez1
ROFL

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2003 9:10 am
by firefighter16
Thats just unbearable or maybe not. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :shocked!:

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2003 9:15 am
by coriolis
I'm just surprised that the woman didn't "notice any differences" that could have clued her in.

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2003 9:25 am
by Rainband
ROTFLMAO!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2003 11:05 am
by Amanzi
ROFLMAO....

I'm just glad I am not the wife :o

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2003 12:44 pm
by streetsoldier
Ah, yes...just what every mechanic needs is a "torque wench"! :o

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2003 6:35 pm
by chadtm80
LOL

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2003 11:52 pm
by WidreMann
semper ubi sub ubi - that's all I have to say on that subject.

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2003 12:13 am
by azskyman
"Where'd I put those darn lug nuts? Honey, have you seen those lug nuts? I know they are around here somewhere....

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2003 7:49 am
by Pburgh
Steve, I imagine it can be traumatic and somewhat painful when you loose your lug nuts!!!! Oops