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More jokes, you reply with an answer.

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 1:56 am
by David
1. Where can anybody but you sit?

2. Why would a cleaning person prefer to wash a mirror then a window of the same size, assuming both are easily accessible?

3. How can you throw a ball so it will reverse direction and return to you without the ball bouncing aginst, or touching any solid object?

4. Your bed and a light switch are 15 feet apart. Without using any object or mechanical devices, no pole, no remote switch, how can you turn off the light and get into bed before the room is dark?

5. Rusty's cabin is almost buried in snow, it's -25°. Rusty's eyes move from the single match in his hand to a candle, an oil lamp, and a fireplace with kindling. Which does he light first?

6. What common mechanized transports in NYC(120,000 of them) carry 3 more times as many passengers daily as all the city's subways, trains, buses, cars, and taxi's combined?

7. Why didn't Mr. Willaim Howard Taft run for a 3rd term as President of the United States?

8. What is cowhide chiefly used for?

9. Can you rearrange these letters into one long word: doornonegwl?

10. If Betsy Ross were living today, what would she be most noted for?

Good luck!

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 2:59 am
by hunter84
1. Your lap
2.only one side to do
3. toss it straight up
I'll save some for others

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 1:06 pm
by David
Correct so far.

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 1:12 pm
by therock1811
4. Go to bed during the day.
5. The match.

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 1:16 pm
by GulfBreezer
#5. the match
#4. Go to bed before it is dark outside
#10. Being the oldest person alive

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 2:22 pm
by David
You guys must have it in front of you, :P.

Correct so far.

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 4:10 pm
by GulfBreezer
Never seen it before! But I love these kinds of things! Haven't had time to look at the rest! :D

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 6:01 pm
by hunter84
6. I would guess is an elavator
7. Only allowed 2
8. how about as skin for a cow :)

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 9:06 pm
by David
Correct, except number 7... your close.