Watch Out!!!
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 1:46 pm
> Seniors
> >
> > At a retirement center, a group of seniors were
> > sitting around talking
> > about all their ailments.
> >
> > "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this
> > cup of coffee," said
> > one.
> >
> > "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad
> > I can't even see my
> > coffee."
> >
> > "I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my
> > hands are so crippled,"
> > volunteered a third.
> >
> > "What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!"
> >
> > "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my
> > neck," said a
> > fourth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
> >
> > "My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed
> > another.
> >
> > "I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said
> > another.
> >
> > "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old,"
> > winced an old man as
> > he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in
> > agreement.
> >
> > "Well, count your blessings," said one woman
> > cheerfully "and thank God we
> > can all still drive"
> > .
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > At a retirement center, a group of seniors were
> > sitting around talking
> > about all their ailments.
> >
> > "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this
> > cup of coffee," said
> > one.
> >
> > "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad
> > I can't even see my
> > coffee."
> >
> > "I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my
> > hands are so crippled,"
> > volunteered a third.
> >
> > "What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!"
> >
> > "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my
> > neck," said a
> > fourth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
> >
> > "My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed
> > another.
> >
> > "I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said
> > another.
> >
> > "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old,"
> > winced an old man as
> > he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in
> > agreement.
> >
> > "Well, count your blessings," said one woman
> > cheerfully "and thank God we
> > can all still drive"
> > .
> >
> >
> >
