E-mail from God.
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 4:37 pm
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of
the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to
send an angel down to Earth to check it out.
So he called one of His angels and sent the angel
to Earth for a time.
When she returned, she told God, "Yes, it is bad on
Earth; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are not."
He thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had
better send down a second angel to get another
opinion," So God called another angel and sent her to
Earth for a time too.
When the angel returned she went to God and said,
"Yes, the Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving
and 5% are being good."
God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5%
that were good because He wanted to encourage them.
give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what that E-mail said?
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I didn't get one either.
the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to
send an angel down to Earth to check it out.
So he called one of His angels and sent the angel
to Earth for a time.
When she returned, she told God, "Yes, it is bad on
Earth; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are not."
He thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had
better send down a second angel to get another
opinion," So God called another angel and sent her to
Earth for a time too.
When the angel returned she went to God and said,
"Yes, the Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving
and 5% are being good."
God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5%
that were good because He wanted to encourage them.
give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what that E-mail said?
V
V
V
V
V
V
I didn't get one either.