What was my Mother thinking
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:00 pm
Subject: ahhhhhhhh the good ole days
>
>
>
> This is so good..... Some of it may have been around
> before but it's worth reading again for all of us
> "senior citizens".
>
>
> WHAT WAS MY MOTHER THINKING
>
> My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread
> mayo on the same
> cutting board with the same knife and no bleach,
> but we didn't seem to get
> food poisoning.
>
> My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND
> I used to eat it
> raw sometimes too, our school sandwiches were
> wrapped in wax paper in a
> brown paper bag not in icepack coolers, but I can't
> remember getting e coli?
>
> Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in
> the lake instead
> of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach
> closures then.
>
>! ; The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone
> in a jail cell, and
> a pager was the school PA system.
>
> We all took gym, not PE... and risked permanent
> injury with a pair of
> high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having
> cross-training athletic
> shoes with air cushion soles and built in light
> reflectors. I can't recall any
> injuries but they must have happened because they
> tell us how much
> safer we are now.
>
> Flunking gym was not an option... even for stupid
> kids! I guess PE
> must be much harder than gym.
>
> Every year, someone taught the whole school a lesson
> [and provided
> comic relief by running in the halls with leather
> soles on linoleum tile and
> hitting the wet spot. How much better off would we
> be today if we only
> knew we could have sued the school system.
>
> Speaking ! of school, we all said prayers and sang the
> national anthem
> and staying in detention after school caught all
> sorts of negative
> attention. We must have had horribly damaged
> psyches.
>
> I can't understand it. Schools didn't offer 14 year
> olds
> condoms (we wouldn't have known what that was
> anyway) but they did
> give us a couple of baby aspirin and cough syrup if
> we started getting the
> sniffles.
>
> What an archaic health system we had then. Remember
> school nurses?
> Ours wore a hat and everything.
>
> I thought that I was supposed to accomplish
> something before I was
> allowed to be proud of myself.
>
> I just can't recall how bored we were without
> computers, Play Station,
> Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital TV cable stations.
>
> I must be repressing that memory as I try to
> rationali! ze through the denial
> of the dangers could have befallen us as we trekked
> off each day about
> a mile down the road to some guy's vacant lot, built
> forts out of branches
> and pieces of plywood, made trails, and fought over
> who got to be the Lone
> Ranger.
> What was that property owner thinking, letting us
> play on that lot? He
> should have been locked up for not putting up a
> fence around the property,
> complete with a self-closing gate and an infrared
> intruder alarm.
>
> Oh yeah... and where was the Benadryl and
> sterilization kit when I got
> that bee sting? I could have been killed!
>
> We played king of the hill on piles of gravel left
> on vacant
> construction sites and when we got hurt, Mom pulled
> out the 48
> cent bottle of Mercurochrome (kids liked it better
> because it didn't
> sting like iodine di! d) and then we got our butt
> spanked.
>
> Now it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a
> 10-day dose of a
> $49 bottle of antibiotics and then Mom calls the
> attorney to sue the
> contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of
> gravel where it was such
> a threat.
>
> We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either
> because if we did, we
> got our butt spanked (physical abuse) here too and
> then we got butt
> spanked again when we got home.
>
> Mom invited the door to door salesman inside for
> coffee, kids choked
> down the dust from the gravel driveway while playing
> with Tonka trucks
> (Remember why Tonka trucks were made tough .. it
> wasn't so that they
> could take the rough Berber in the family room), and
> Dad drove a car
> with leaded gas.
>
> Our music had to be left inside when we went out to
> play and I am sure
>
> that I nearly exhausted my imagination a couple of
> times when we went on
> two week vacations. I should probably sue the folks
> now for the danger
>
> they put us in when we all slept in campgrounds in
> the family tent.
>
> Summers were spent behind the push lawn mower and I
> didn't even know
> that mowers came with motors until I was 13 and we
> got one without an
> automatic blade-stopper an auto-drive. How sick were
> my parents?
> Of course my parents weren't the only psychos. I
> recall Donny Reynolds
> from next door coming over and doing his tricks on
> the front stoop just
> before he fell off. Little did his Mom know that she
> could have owned
> our house. Instead she picked him up and swatted him
> for being such
> a goof. It was a neighborhood run amuck.
>
> To top i! t off, not a single person I knew had ever
> been told that
> they were from a dysfunctional family. How could we
> possibly have
> known that we needed to get into group therapy and
> anger
> management classes?
>
> We were obviously so duped by so many societal ills,
> that we didn't
> even notice that the entire country wasn't taking
> Prozac! How did
> we ever survive?
>
> LOVE TO ALL OF US WHO SHARED THIS ERA
>
>
>
>
> This is so good..... Some of it may have been around
> before but it's worth reading again for all of us
> "senior citizens".
>
>
> WHAT WAS MY MOTHER THINKING
>
> My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread
> mayo on the same
> cutting board with the same knife and no bleach,
> but we didn't seem to get
> food poisoning.
>
> My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND
> I used to eat it
> raw sometimes too, our school sandwiches were
> wrapped in wax paper in a
> brown paper bag not in icepack coolers, but I can't
> remember getting e coli?
>
> Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in
> the lake instead
> of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach
> closures then.
>
>! ; The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone
> in a jail cell, and
> a pager was the school PA system.
>
> We all took gym, not PE... and risked permanent
> injury with a pair of
> high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having
> cross-training athletic
> shoes with air cushion soles and built in light
> reflectors. I can't recall any
> injuries but they must have happened because they
> tell us how much
> safer we are now.
>
> Flunking gym was not an option... even for stupid
> kids! I guess PE
> must be much harder than gym.
>
> Every year, someone taught the whole school a lesson
> [and provided
> comic relief by running in the halls with leather
> soles on linoleum tile and
> hitting the wet spot. How much better off would we
> be today if we only
> knew we could have sued the school system.
>
> Speaking ! of school, we all said prayers and sang the
> national anthem
> and staying in detention after school caught all
> sorts of negative
> attention. We must have had horribly damaged
> psyches.
>
> I can't understand it. Schools didn't offer 14 year
> olds
> condoms (we wouldn't have known what that was
> anyway) but they did
> give us a couple of baby aspirin and cough syrup if
> we started getting the
> sniffles.
>
> What an archaic health system we had then. Remember
> school nurses?
> Ours wore a hat and everything.
>
> I thought that I was supposed to accomplish
> something before I was
> allowed to be proud of myself.
>
> I just can't recall how bored we were without
> computers, Play Station,
> Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital TV cable stations.
>
> I must be repressing that memory as I try to
> rationali! ze through the denial
> of the dangers could have befallen us as we trekked
> off each day about
> a mile down the road to some guy's vacant lot, built
> forts out of branches
> and pieces of plywood, made trails, and fought over
> who got to be the Lone
> Ranger.
> What was that property owner thinking, letting us
> play on that lot? He
> should have been locked up for not putting up a
> fence around the property,
> complete with a self-closing gate and an infrared
> intruder alarm.
>
> Oh yeah... and where was the Benadryl and
> sterilization kit when I got
> that bee sting? I could have been killed!
>
> We played king of the hill on piles of gravel left
> on vacant
> construction sites and when we got hurt, Mom pulled
> out the 48
> cent bottle of Mercurochrome (kids liked it better
> because it didn't
> sting like iodine di! d) and then we got our butt
> spanked.
>
> Now it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a
> 10-day dose of a
> $49 bottle of antibiotics and then Mom calls the
> attorney to sue the
> contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of
> gravel where it was such
> a threat.
>
> We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either
> because if we did, we
> got our butt spanked (physical abuse) here too and
> then we got butt
> spanked again when we got home.
>
> Mom invited the door to door salesman inside for
> coffee, kids choked
> down the dust from the gravel driveway while playing
> with Tonka trucks
> (Remember why Tonka trucks were made tough .. it
> wasn't so that they
> could take the rough Berber in the family room), and
> Dad drove a car
> with leaded gas.
>
> Our music had to be left inside when we went out to
> play and I am sure
>
> that I nearly exhausted my imagination a couple of
> times when we went on
> two week vacations. I should probably sue the folks
> now for the danger
>
> they put us in when we all slept in campgrounds in
> the family tent.
>
> Summers were spent behind the push lawn mower and I
> didn't even know
> that mowers came with motors until I was 13 and we
> got one without an
> automatic blade-stopper an auto-drive. How sick were
> my parents?
> Of course my parents weren't the only psychos. I
> recall Donny Reynolds
> from next door coming over and doing his tricks on
> the front stoop just
> before he fell off. Little did his Mom know that she
> could have owned
> our house. Instead she picked him up and swatted him
> for being such
> a goof. It was a neighborhood run amuck.
>
> To top i! t off, not a single person I knew had ever
> been told that
> they were from a dysfunctional family. How could we
> possibly have
> known that we needed to get into group therapy and
> anger
> management classes?
>
> We were obviously so duped by so many societal ills,
> that we didn't
> even notice that the entire country wasn't taking
> Prozac! How did
> we ever survive?
>
> LOVE TO ALL OF US WHO SHARED THIS ERA
>