Blonde Joke......very funny
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2003 10:23 am
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over
here and help me. . . I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out
how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be
when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the
box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all
over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax.
Let's have a cup of coffee, and then. . . . " He sighed, "let's put all
these Frosted Flakes back in the box.
here and help me. . . I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out
how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be
when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the
box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all
over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax.
Let's have a cup of coffee, and then. . . . " He sighed, "let's put all
these Frosted Flakes back in the box.