STORM2K

My daughter has worked for the Federal Gov't too long!
She sent this joke today and I still laugh at it.

At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a
school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphing calculator. Authorities believe he
is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Sigh....

*slaps thigh and laughs a deep belly laugh

Well, that was funny, I guess. It's one of those jokes that you smile at and don't know why.

Too funny!

I liked that.
Rush Limbaugh calls his show a "weapon of mass instruction"