One for the Ladies!

[mf_dolphin]

Not wanting to encourage men bashing but I thought this was funny

Men are like laxatives - they irritate the s__t out of you.

Men are like Bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like Vacations - They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like Blenders - You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like Chocolate Bars - Sweet,smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like Coffee - The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long.

Men are like Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like Government Bonds - They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright.

[JetMaxx]

LOLOLOLOL!!!

[isobar]

men bashing? ... who us? :fishslap::splat: :fishslap: :fishslap:

[JCT777]

Very funny! And yes, I resemble some of those remarks.

[pojo]

I have that on my computer...and I'll send it around if I'm having 'guy' troubles! They are so hilarious, yet true!!!

[pojo]

Here's the rest of the bunch...

Men are like Lottery Tickets, you have to rub lots of losers to get a good one.

Men are like Nursery Rhymes, simple but entertaining around bedtime.

Men are like SUV's, awkward, but handy for carrying stuff.

Men are like Pretzels, they're harder to resist after a few beers.

Men are like Bell Hops, they usually come loaded with baggage.

Men are like TV Commercials, they usually last about 30 seconds.

Men are like Cheesecake, it's hard to keep them off your thighs.

Men are like Outhouses, you can usually assume they're full of it.

Men are like Foreign Films, confusing, but at least there's nudity involved.

Men are like Little Boys, they need to be fed, dressed, and occasionally spanked.

Men are like Squirrels, most of what comes out of their mouths is nuts.

Men are like Shag Carpet, too fuzzy, but fun to walk on.

[David]

Men are like Government Bonds - They take soooooooo long to mature.

Hey now...... :?

[bfez1]

Funny!

[GulfBreezer]

Now, that's better!!

[Stormsfury]

*LMAO*

[Lindaloo]

Now this one is better Marshall. hoo boy! lol

[Stephanie]

That took some guts for a guy to post those!!!

They were too funny!

Now, on to the "For the men".... :o