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Men's Language Translated (to be fair)

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 11:32 pm
by pojo
Alright guys...here's what you mean...

What a man says, what he really means...
- I'm hungry = I'm hungry
- I'm tired = I'm tired
- Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
- Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
- Would you like to dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
- Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
- Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
- You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
- What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?
- You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
- Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before
- Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn't even look different!
- I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 11:38 pm
by David
:lol: ! So true....... Thanks for the laugh. :)

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2003 6:51 am
by mf_dolphin
And your point would be? Men are such simple creatures! Feed us, love us and stay away from our beer and remote control and we're happy capmers! :-)

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2003 10:01 am
by VanceWxMan
ROFL!!! Yeah so true I love this one
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?


LOL!
Aaron

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2003 10:19 am
by chadtm80
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!